Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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