I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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