I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
