i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My vagina just recognized that song.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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