I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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