weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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