You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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