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I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
it glows. i had to have it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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