We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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