You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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