May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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