And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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