I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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