Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
