He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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