I think I died a long time ago.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
