didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm sobbing to NWA
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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