Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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