I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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