we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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