fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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