he shaved USA in his pubs
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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