R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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