seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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