thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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