its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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