the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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