He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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