Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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