ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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