Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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