This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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