I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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