i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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