let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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