I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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