It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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