just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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