Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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