I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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