How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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