Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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