I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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