yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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