This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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