SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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