So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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