boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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