i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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