Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm both gender and math confused
I woke up under a house in Key West
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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