I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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