Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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