What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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