yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
