He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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