i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
whose ass print is on the piano?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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