I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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