PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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